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7 Ways to Wear Your Pyjamas for the School Run

28/1/2016

23 Comments

 
​As Scummy Mummies, we're proud to wear our pyjamas for the school run - and we don't care what certain head teachers have to say about it. But just because you're lazy, doesn't mean you can't be stylish. So here are some ideas for making that morning look even more fashion forward.
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Look 1: "Incognito" 
This is a great look to start with if you're new to wearing your PJs in public. Hide your shame with a stylish hat and some customised shades, and hey presto! No one will ever know it's you. 
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Look 2: "Party Girl"
Straight from disco to drop-off! Give the impression that you've come straight from a fabulous all-nighter. Add a suitcase, and you can pretend you just got off the plane from Ayia Napa. 
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Look 3: "The Middleton"
Demure, sophisticated, elegant - this look is easily achieved with a classy hat. For extra style ​points, borrow your husband's dressing gown, and tell everyone it's "Balmoral check."​
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Look 4: "Blonde Ambition"
Inspired by another great style icon, this look is great for propping up post-breastfeeding boobs. Just make sure you wear it with attitude, or you'll just look like you work in a call centre. 
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Look 5: "Strictly Mum Dancing"
Slip on some satin and waltz your way to the school gates in this jazzy number. A pair of Marigolds make ideal "evening gloves." 
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Look 6: "Rich Bitch"
Pretend you're fabulously wealthy with some subtle accessorising. This look works especially well if you want the neighbours to think your kids go to private school. 
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Look 7: "Whatever the Fuck You Want"
The important thing is that your kids get to school on time. As long as you achieve that, it's really nobody's business whether you're wearing a ball gown or a bin bag. Here at the Scummy Mummies, we prefer gold Lycra catsuits - they're glamorous, flattering, and wipe clean. But ultimately, wear whatever the fuck you want.
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23 Comments
Hannah
28/1/2016 08:00:35 am

I don't know why they are bothered about pjs at all no one else business also they cover up well. Is worn Pj s to supermarket ! X x

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Harriet from Toby & Roo link
28/1/2016 08:17:43 am

Hilarious!! And so bloody true, it's such a cheek. At what point do they call it a day? What about not going with make up? Hair done? How about the focus is on the kids and not the parent's clothing...

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Ann McG link
28/1/2016 09:29:18 am

Brilliant!! Sadly I home-educate my brood but I'm taking some of these ideas on board for our home-school trips to the museum mid-week!

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Mum McYum
28/1/2016 10:00:36 am

Come on ladies, make a bloody effort would you. It's just lazy to dress like this in public and a really bad example to your children that it is ok to be lazy. Get up, get dressed and get your kids to school you lazy mares.

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Emma
28/1/2016 10:03:21 am

From experience, the only mums that do this are the skanks that drag their kids up and haven't worked an honest hour in their lives. Have a wash, get a job and teach you kids that they need to work to have a good life, not to be bone idol like their lazy mum who sits on the sofa watching Jeremy Kyle and claiming the dole.

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Emily
28/1/2016 10:05:25 am

Totally agree. Have you ever stood next to one of these disgusting people? Usually forget to wash their Asda specials too. Horrid, grow up

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Leanne link
8/3/2018 05:06:04 am

How sweet of you to assume that anyone who wears pajamas on the school run is on the dole!!!
I occasionally wear pajamas on the school run if the morning has been a rush and I do come home and watch ‘The Wright Stuff’ but I am absolutely not on the dole.........I just have a very high earning husband that is grateful to me for staying at home and looking after the house and family! Maybe you should have married better so that you didn’t feel the need to criticize those that have the luxury of going back home after they’ve dropped the kids off!
Kind Regards

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42843853 link
28/1/2016 10:46:38 am

I avoid the pyjamas school run problem, by going to bed wearing a dinner suit.

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Honestmum
28/1/2016 12:18:50 pm

Seriously. All these mothers who wear their pj's to school have time to do their hair and apply their slap but no time to have a wash and throw on some clothes.
it's like the mothers who come to a school like their on a cat walk or a fashion show. DARLING
you look trashy and we're all laughing at how ridiculous you look trying to walk in your stilettos.

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Nunu
28/1/2016 01:12:12 pm

Brilliant! this encourages me to consider wearing my pyjamas to do the school run? And no, I am not claiming the dole, don't watch the Jeremy Kyle show (but even if I did, so what?) and I love BEING LAZY sometimes because guess what? Life is just too short and really? If wearing parent's wearing PJs to school is our biggest concern, then we are not doing so bad. Chillax!!! (and wear PJs)

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Justine
29/1/2016 12:00:51 am

Seriously people chill out! Children need to also learn life is for living and not be so serious! Free country people can wear what they like! People who don't get dressed for school run could just be living a way more exciting, fun, busier life not necessarily skanks how rude to assume and judge like that! What's next, people being told to wear suits to the school run or to wear 'cool' or trendy clothes not geeky clothes! Come on live a little!!

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Marianne
29/1/2016 12:25:51 am

I'm not a mum, but one day I look forward to doing a school run in a cat suit and tiara.

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Cora
29/1/2016 12:29:42 am

As a mother of three, I try to throw my hair in a decent bun or ponytail, jeans and a jumper. However there are mornings that I cannot drag their little grumbling comatose bodies out of bed to dress and eat breakfast. I occasionally have these little guerrillas staging a coup in an attempt to overthrow my government. THESE are the mornings that I barely herd my brood out the door with mere minutes to spare. These are the mornings that I am in pajama pants, the closest sweatshirt I can find. I don't have time for a fashion show for some git with no children of their own judging me.

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Brian Montague
29/1/2016 12:01:00 pm

I think we should wear pyjamas whenever and wherever possible. Begone, uptight, authoritarian day wear fascists. Go Jim Jams! Yeah!!!

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Emily Greentree
29/1/2016 11:10:25 pm

So funny! I want a gold catsuit. You had me at The 'wipe clean'. X

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Tracy link
29/1/2016 11:36:38 pm

This is hilarious.
As a child of the 70's, my PJ's (or old bridesmaid dress worn as a nightie) came off no later than 8am. If i was to stroll down our high street wearing me jim-jams, my deceased mother would haunt me all the way home. A problem though...neither of you are wearing rollers so I'm docking you a point for authenticity.Thanks for the laughs though. ;)

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Ivy
29/1/2016 11:47:28 pm

I used to find black Pj with black camisoles the best pjs then I could throw on a coat and get to school without worry. Floor length coat a brilliant plan if you don't drive covers the pj problem brilliantly.

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danielle
30/1/2016 06:21:53 am

great post...made me laugh out loud

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Jane link
30/1/2016 09:18:02 am

Surely isn't this the trouble with the country ? A few misguided (giving them the benefit of the doubt) individuals protest it is their right to behave exactly as they want - decency and respect having been erased from the English dictionary. I wonder if these same people would object to stopping at a red traffic light because it didn't suit them

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Cleo
30/1/2016 02:08:51 pm

How can u compare wearing pyjamas to not stopping at a red traffic light??? Not in the same realm... I would not play with someone's safety...-but would def.wear PJs to school if that means my kid will be attending school....-

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Fi Star-Stone link
30/1/2016 12:54:45 pm

I just love you both. You crack me up.

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Fiona
28/1/2017 12:48:35 am

To all those judgemental people calling folk skanks, lazy dole bums, whatever, what about the mum's like me who work night shift and only get two hours sleep a day! I'm more than happy to throw a coat on top of my PJs for the school run! And guess what batman! My kids know it's because I've been at work all night and nothing to do with laziness.

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