Joining a mums' group such as the NCT (other groups are available) is a great idea. Those first meetings can be a little awkward, though, with everyone trying to be as nice as possible while secretly plotting to murder anyone who nicks the name they've chosen for their baby. So here are some icebreaker games to get everyone laughing and swearing, instead of comparing the turning circles of the Bugaboo Cameleon and Maclaren XLR.
a) The remains of a pizza the children have already chewed the toppings off
b) A whole packet of Cheestrings
c) One of those microwave burgers from Tesco, unmicrowaved
a) A Fray Bentos Steak & Ale Pie with a side order of Monster Munch
b) An entire gratin made with 1kg potatoes and 2 pints of cream
c) Leftover curry eaten cold, straight out of the tin, in the bath
(This is sort of a trick question as we have eaten all these things, but you get the idea.)
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