Season's greetings! It's the Scummy Mummies Christmas Special, and we're full of festive
cheer. Not to mention mulled wine and an astonishing amount of ham.
Our special guest is Charlotte Forfieh, the brains behind the brilliant blog Pram On Rye.
We get up to all sorts of Christmas nonsense, including mince pie tasting (Lidl vs Waitrose!),
gift recommendations (nipple tassles!) and carol singing (don't worry, just the one).
Plus: We have a bumper festive edition of Scummy Mummy Confessions. And Helen lowers the tone of the podcast to depths never before plumbed. Really.
cheer. Not to mention mulled wine and an astonishing amount of ham.
Our special guest is Charlotte Forfieh, the brains behind the brilliant blog Pram On Rye.
We get up to all sorts of Christmas nonsense, including mince pie tasting (Lidl vs Waitrose!),
gift recommendations (nipple tassles!) and carol singing (don't worry, just the one).
Plus: We have a bumper festive edition of Scummy Mummy Confessions. And Helen lowers the tone of the podcast to depths never before plumbed. Really.
Here are the lyrics to our Christmas carol, so you can sing along:
On the twelfth day of Christmas my children gave to me:
12 filthy nappies
11 fluffy raisins
10 sticky fingers
9 ladies drinking
8 boobs-a-milking
7 hours of telly
6 chicken nuggets
5 stinky poos
4 Jaffa cakes
3 snot rags
2 dirty socks
And a duvet smelling of wee.
Thank you for listening. We would like to wish all Scummy Mummies, Scabby Daddies and
Grubby Grandparents a very merry Christmas. Cheers!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my children gave to me:
12 filthy nappies
11 fluffy raisins
10 sticky fingers
9 ladies drinking
8 boobs-a-milking
7 hours of telly
6 chicken nuggets
5 stinky poos
4 Jaffa cakes
3 snot rags
2 dirty socks
And a duvet smelling of wee.
Thank you for listening. We would like to wish all Scummy Mummies, Scabby Daddies and
Grubby Grandparents a very merry Christmas. Cheers!
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